she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
They should really pass out barf bags in church
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
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