Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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