How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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