It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
We were destined to go to rehab together
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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