This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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