We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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