i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
Randomize