Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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