its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
He keeps bees of course he's weird
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
Randomize
