I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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