margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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