Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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