i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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