Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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