Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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