My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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