Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
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