She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
i may or may not be watching the land before time
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
foreskin is a definite game changer
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
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