Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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