im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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