My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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