Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
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