So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
