So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
I just want nice things and good sex
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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