I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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