This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
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