I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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