Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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