IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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