People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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