On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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