Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Even my vagina gasped.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
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