I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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