On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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