Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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