I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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