You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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