It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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