Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
Alive.
So much puke
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
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