I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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