Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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