my mouth tastes like poor choices
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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