Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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