But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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