he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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