it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
How external is "for external use only"?
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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