you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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