I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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