Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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