You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
We talked him into tasing himself.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
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