i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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