with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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