I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
you win again, gameday.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
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