She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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