Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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