So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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